A man was out on a walk one day when he saw another man about to throw himself from a bridge into the river. He ran over to save him.
"Why are you killing yourself?" he asked.
"I’ve nothing to live for!"
"Don’t you believe in God?"
"Yes I do"
"What a coincidence - so do I! Are you a Jew or a Christian?"
"A Christian
"What a coincidence - so am I! Protestant or Catholic?"
"Protestant
"What a coincidence - so am I! Anglican or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"What a coincidence - so am I! Baptist Union church or Independent Baptist?"
"Baptist Union"
"What a coincidence - so am I! Premillenial or Amillenial?"
"Premillenial"
"What a coincidence - so am I! Partial rapture or full rapture?"
"Partial rapture"
At this the first man pushed the suicidal man into the river shouting "Die heretic die!"
Source: Author unknown. Found in Frogs in Cream
Applications: denominations, unity, disunity, differences, church,
ecumenicism